lol, nope, mine is going to be... "so much testosterone, so little bandwidth..."
;-) tan. -----Original Message----- From: Collin R Brendemuehl [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, 24 March 2004 9:58 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: A QUICKIE Was: My own DOF confusion So, is this your new SIG? ;-O Collin >-----Original Message----- >From: Tanya Mayer Photography [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >Sent: 23 March 2004 22:50 >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >hehe! > >Here is one for you; > >WOMENS'S GUIDE TO DRIVING MEN CRAZY > >Do not say what you mean. Ever. > >Be ambiguous. Always. > >Cry. Cry often. Tell them it's their fault. > >Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or decades >ago...or with other boyfriends. > >Make them apologize for everything. > >Stash feminine products in their cars, backpacks and in their books as cute >reminders that you were thinking of them. Gossip. Gossip about everything >that walks. > >Look them in the eye and start laughing. > >Get mad at them for everything. > >Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm. > >Hold grudges. > >Demand to be called or e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don't comply. > >When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value. > >Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger >finger, and his affection for his Little Princess. > >Be late for everything. Yell if they're late. > >Talk about your ex-boyfriend, twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. >Compare and contrast. > >Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. >Independence is a sign of weakness. > >Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong. > >Plan little relationship anniversaries, i.e. the monthly anniversary of the >time you saw each other in the library...for five minutes. Then get mad at >them for forgetting. Then cry. > >Gather many female friends and dance to "I Will Survive" while they are >present. Sing all the words. Sing to them. Sing loud. > >Correct their grammar. > >Describe back-alley abortions. Then remind them of their mother or little >sister. > >Constantly claim you're fat. Ask them. Then cry, regardless of their answer. > > >Leave out the good parts in stories. > >Make sure to only be interested in guys in the same friendship group. Make >sure to cause trouble. > >Make them wonder. Confusion is a good thing. > >Declare that you are not wacko. > >Criticize the way they dress. > >Criticize the music they listen to. > >Criticize their hair. > >Ignore them. When asked, "What's wrong?" tell them that if they don't know, >you're not going to tell them. > >Try to change them. > >Try to mold them. > >Try to get them to dance. > >Pretend you're interested, lead them on, then feign ignorance when >confronted. > >When they screw up, never let them forget it. > >Make them stay at religious services until they are close to fainting...just >because. > >Blame everything on PMS. > >Blame everything on PMS only after it has been blamed on them. > >Whenever there is silence ask them, "What are you thinking?" > >Get mad if they don't notice a haircut. Even if it's only a half inch. > >Read into everything. > >Over-analyze everything. > >Make it your goal to make them cry
