Ok, that was great! My wife will get a kick out of it. Thanks for sharing.
Bruce Monday, July 12, 2004, 7:40:21 PM, you wrote: TMP> Just got this in an email, some of you may have seen it, or similar TMP> versions, but thought it was funny and wanted to share... TMP> Sorry, its totally OT! TMP> t. TMP> Dear Tech Support, TMP> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a TMP> distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the TMP> flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under TMP> Boyfriend 5.0. TMP> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such TMP> as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed TMP> undesirable programs such as NRL 5.0, AFL 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. TMP> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes TMP> the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to TMP> no avail. What can I do? TMP> Signed, TMP> Desperate TMP> ========================= TMP> Dear Desperate, TMP> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while TMP> Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. TMP> Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to TMP> download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. TMP> If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then TMP> automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But TMP> remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to TMP> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. TMP> Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly TMP> Beta. TMP> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in TMP> the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system TMP> resources.) TMP> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are TMP> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. TMP> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited TMP> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. TMP> You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and TMP> performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
