On 1/9/04, Kostas Kavoussanakis, discombobulated, unleashed:

>The seller also had a K200/2.5, my current object of lust.
>
>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?
>ViewItem&rd=1&item=3835670668&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT
>
>Kostas


I had that lens once many moons ago. Early 90s I think it was. A super
lens, big and heavy but beautiful. Get one and you won't be disappointed.

When it came time to sell, about 1992 or so, I advertised it through the
classifieds in AP if I recall. Some drudge came all the way from
Gloucestershire or something and he was a real dead-beat. Anyway he was
huffing and puffing and going on about how there was a scratch here and a
missing bit of cardboard box there, really nitpicking. I was just wishing
he would quite honestly naff off. He muttered a lot and was obviously
building up to a piss-poor offer.

Anyway this was in the days when cell phones weren't mega big like they
are today, and I had one with my job. While he was fussing and tutting, I
told him that someone else was interested in the lens and they were due
to telephone me shortly. He continued fussing and tutting, but I went
into the kitchen, dialled my home number from the cell phone and when it
rang in the hall - which was right next to the room the dead-beat was in
- I went to answer it, pressing 'end' on the cell phone. I then had a
conversation on the land line with myself that went something like this:

'Oh hello, you rang earlier about the lens? Yes, it's still for
sale......I think. (pause) Yes well someone is here right now looking at
it but I think he's offering less than the asking price,
so.....(excruciatingly long pause, I glance through to the dead-beat who
is eyeing me nervously). Well, yes of course I must give precedence to
the full asking price, but the gentleman here did arrive first....(pause)
Okay, hang on, I'll just check - '

(to the dead beat, my hand covering the mouthpiece of the phone) 'The
chap on the phone is willing to pay the full asking price, so really as
you're already here I must give you first refusal.......'

The dead-beat takes one nano-second in thinking time and nods
vigourously. 'The full asking price?' I enquire. He nods again.

(back on the phone) I'm terribly sorry but the lens is now sold. Thank
you for calling, good-bye.'

The dead-beat paid immediately in cash and left. True story.




The thought of starting a bidding war did cross my mind but that would
have been too wicked.

And, yes - in case you were wondering, wine did play a part ;-)



Cheers,
  Cotty


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