----- Original Message ----- From: "Collin Brendemuehl"
Subject: Last-minute political camera fun
Just so we don't take ouselves too seriously ...
What kind of camera would each candidate use?
They'd all use digital, because it is so much easier to redifine reality in Photoshop.
Bush would use a 1mp Kodak, he doesn't want to see the truth, and anything more complex would be beyond his meagre intellectual resources.
Kerry looks like he would want the best all the way, but wouldn't know what to do with it.
Give him a Canon 1Ds, but leave it in push here dummy mode.
Edwards would use a Rebel D, he doesn't want to outshine Kerry.
Cheney wouldn't use a camera at all, he would prefer to remember things the way he wants to, not how they were, and Photoshop is beyond him.
Sorry to be so disparaging, but you guys get to choose between an proven idiot and a wanabe idiot this time.
All we ask is that you just choose one this time around.
William Robb
