On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 11:56:33 -0500, Christian wrote:

> Another neighbor's little dogs crap in my front yard all the time. 
> Recently I stepped in it and was livid.  Ever since then if I find dog 
> crap in my yard I put it on the owner's doorstep.

One of my favorite stories about my dad:

When I was in high school, there was a woman in the neighborhood who
took her dog around the neighborhood specifically so the dog could crap
in the yards of other people.  It was an indoor dog, and she carried it
from the front door to the street and back so it couldn't do its
business in her yard.  Apparently our house was just about the distance
the dog could endure after being cooped up in the house, because it was
regularly our yard the hound chose.  My dad talked to her politely
about it at least twice that I remember, and she was a complete jerk
about it.  Her route took her past our house on her way out, and her
way back.  One night dad saw her just as the dog finished up and they
headed down the road on the way out.  So he got a paper bag and put the
poop in it and waited for her.  When she and the dog returned, he
silently handed her the bag, turned around and went in the house.  She
never "curbed" her dog in our yard again.

TTYL, DougF KG4LMZ


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