I was noticing a Christmas card that someone had sent me. It had Santa standing
there by his sleigh laughing, one of the reindeer, and a couple of Polar Bears
fondling up to him. The tiny reindeer's antlers came to his shoulders, and the
bears to his hips. Suddenly I realized that reindeer are like 6 feet at the
withers and everybody knows Polar Bears are the largest bears there are, bigger
even than a grizzly. And then, and then, I realized what was going on. The
reindeer are not tiny, polar bears are not small, Santa Claus is at least 14
feet tall, he is a giant.
Now the only thing that bothers me is... How the hell does a giant get down
those little chimneys?
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