Well not quite but very close.
http://www.mindspring.com/~pjalling/PESO_--_iab.html
As usual comments are welcome but Yadda, Yadda, Yadda.
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I can understand why mankind hasn't given up war. During a war you get to drive tanks through the sides of buildings and shoot foreigners - two things that are usually frowned on during peacetime.
--P.J. O'Rourke
