On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 09:42:48 -0800, Shel Belinkoff <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > A fellow was in an auto accident and suffered brain damage. > > His doctor came to him and suggested a brain transplant. He said that he > could have a woman's brain for $200,000 and a man's brain for $500,000. > > When asked about the great disparity in the price of brains, the doctor > replied, "Oh, that's easily explained. The man's brain is hardly used." > >
That reminds me of the woman who was about to enter the operating room for a sex change operation. She was entering as a woman, and he would leave as a man. As the she was about to be put under, she saw a nurse preparing the surgical instruments. Scalpels, forceps, retracters, she recognized many of them from various TV shows and doctor movies. Then something caught her eye. She pointed to one, and asked the nurse, "What's that one for?" The nurse answered: "Oh, that straw is for sucking half your brains out!" <rim shot> cheers, frank -- "Sharpness is a bourgeois concept." -Henri Cartier-Bresson
