Jim, what you've posted is the "old emulsion" version of Unsubscribe.
There's a newer digital version out that is much faster and allows the user
to try more variables. I just don't have the URL. Sorry.

<VBG>

Hey its a joke....

Kenneth Waller
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Hemenway" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2005 3:38 PM
Subject: Unsubscribing... First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an
Unsubscribing Kit.


> Peter:
>
> I saw this somewhere on the internet a couple of years ago and think
> that it may be helpful to you.
>
> Jim
>
>
> Here's how to unsubscribe:
>
> First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit.
>
> Then follow these directions.
>
> The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on
> requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating
> System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be
> dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have
> fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X"
> outlet hose. Twist the silver- coloured ring one inch below the
> connection point until you feel it lock. The kit is now ready for use.
> The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the small switch on the lip. When
> securing, twist the ring back to its initial condition, so that the two
> orange lines meet. Disconnect.
>
> Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear.
> Activate by pressing the blue button.  The controls for System B are
> located on the opposite side. The red release switch places the
> Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by
> pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is self- adjusting.
>
> To secure after use, press the green button, which simultaneously
> activates the evaporator and returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage
> position.  You may log off if the green exit light is on over the
> evaporator . If the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator
> requirements has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy"
> call button on the right of the evaporator . He will secure all
> facilities from his control panel.
>
> To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the
> clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet
> immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with you. On
> the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a
> "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be
> illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the desired
> setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally.
> The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless you
> activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When you
> are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The
> door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and
> place them in their container.
>
> If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
> button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The knob
> to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium
> or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested. After these
> settings have been made, you can activate the device by switching to the
> "ON" position, the clearly marked red switch. If during the
> unsubscribing operation, you wish to change the settings, place the
> "manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may now make the
> change and repeat the cycle.
>
> When the green exit light goes on, you may log off and have lunch.
> Please close the door behind you.
>
>
> Peter Reid wrote:
>
> > unsubscribe
> > ----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2005 10:03 AM
> > Subject: pentax-discuss-d Digest V05 #729
> >
>
>

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