Doug,

I've spent the last 6 1/2 years driving a Miata in St. Louis.  Not
quite like Atlanta traffic, but still fun.  I drove the car all year. 
Suprisingly, the Miata did well in the snow.  I'm chalking this up the
50/50 weight distribution and light foot when needed.  Sadly, I had to
sell the car.  Now I drive an Xterra, and instead of looking for holes
in traffic, I'm looking for the guy in the Miata who's about to take
it from me.

I always get a chuckle out of the ricers.  But maybe, just maybe, the
Altezzas really do add about 10 horsepower.  ;)  Besides, would you
really want to risk your car to a track occupied by a lowered Honda
Civic with a typeR sticker and an inept driver?

On 5/18/05, Doug Franklin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On Tue, 17 May 2005 21:28:35 -0400, P. J. Alling wrote:
> 
> > Doug Franklin wrote:
> > >... riced out Nissan 200 SX that was worth, at best, about US$ 800
> > >... with about US$ 2,000 worth of 17" "spinner" wheels and rubber band
> > >tires.  The driver couldn't figure out how to operate a baseball cap,
> > >either. :-)
> 
> > Pictures???
> 
> Sorry.  I was busy navigating northern Atlanta traffic (GA 400
> northbound in evening rush hour, if you know the area) and my hands
> (and feet) were busy.  My Optio digicam was in its nest on the seat
> beside me, but I didn't have the time to manipulate it.  Besides, I was
> whizzing by Rice-San at a pretty good clip (+20 mph as I went past at
> 50mph). :-)  It really hacked him off that I blew past him like that,
> but it was pure traffic tactics, not horsepower or speed, that did the
> trick.  If he'd known what I was thinking, I'd have gotten at least a
> "you're number one" finger. :-)
> 
> It was almost as funny as the soccer mom in the BMW Z3 (?, the BMW SUV)
> that thought she could follow me onto an Interstate entrance ramp at
> speed (I was in the slammed Miata, measured angular acceleration of a
> little over 1g).  Well, on second thought, that wasn't really all that
> funny, since her infant was in a car seat in the back.  She came within
> an eyelash of rolling that beemer down the embankment into traffic as
> she chatted on her cell phone.  She did manage to drag it back from a
> 30* rear-end excursion, which was either damned good or damned lucky.
> 
> I'll have to dig around in my bookmarks folder.  There are a couple of
> really good "anti-rice" photo web sites that have wonderful examples of
> the sort of crap this guy had done.  You know the type.  Rear wing
> installed so as to generate as much lift as possible.  Body kit
> installed with duct tape.  Eighteen gallon 'fart can' on his exhaust.
> He'd done the whole nine yards of stupid crap.  For half the cost, he
> could have actually improved the performance of his "ride", but I doubt
> he was a good enough driver to tell, or exploit, the difference.
> 
> Hey, if that's what floats your boat, go for it, it's your money.  But
> to do all that and then get PO'ed when someone who actually watches
> traffic and pays attention to traffic tactics blows your doors off,
> well I just can't respect that.  And no, I don't cut people off or
> change lanes without signalling or any of that stupidity.  I actually
> pay attention to traffic more than one car in front of me.  There are
> plenty of people leaving huge holes even in rush hour traffic around
> here. :-)
> 
> On the track, I'd bet my next paycheck I'd have eaten his lunch, too.
> I doubt he would have accepted the challenge, had I had the chance to
> challenge him to track time (I don't race on public roads).  No male
> ricer has accepted yet, anyway, even when I offered to pay for their
> track day.  If you're gonna stuff a sock in your drawers, you probably
> ought to make sure nobody's gonna call you on it. :-)
> 
> TTYL, DougF KG4LMZ
> 
> 


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