On 15/8/05, Glen, discombobulated, unleashed: (a short quiz)
>What's a photographer to do? What are some good ways to handle the common >questions asked by such people, such as: yeah yeah I'm game, go for it. These answers are sure to scare off any do-gooders BTW. > > >Why are you taking pictures? Because the voices in my head told me to. > >Who are you working for? The CIA (hence I can't show you any ID) > >Do you have a studio / where's your studio? Unfortunately still under quarantine but I can get you in to see it if you really want to. > >Do you have a business card? Of course. Which one would you like to see? (pull out a concertina of a couple of hundred in a plastic cover) >What are you going to do with these pictures? Augmenting geostationary satellite images where cloud cover obscures the originals. > >Hey, you don't have permission to photograph me (or my property)! Funny, the last person to say that to me passed away the very next day. Ain't that weird? HTH Cheers, Cotty ___/\__ || (O) | People, Places, Pastiche ||=====| http://www.cottysnaps.com _____________________________
