> >>>
> >>> The application of a power drill here and there would create a 
> >>> multitude of holes and reduce weight. The Swiss Cheese tripod for 
> >>> the Swiss Tony photographer. Drilling holes in a tripod is like...
> >>>
> >>
> >> ...first you make sure her legs are well spread and securely 
> >> fastened.  Then you decide what kind of head you want, 
> hold your bit 
> >> firmly in your hand  and get started on those holes. When you're 
> >> done, pull out quickly without twisting or you could get 
> stuck. Get 
> >> as close as you can, blow any remaining debris from the hole, then 
> >> you put her legs together, sling her over your shoulder 
> and take her 
> >> out into the field to practice your shooting.
> >>
> >> Swiss Tony
> > 
> > 
> > You're in the wrong job, Bob.  Staff writer for Playboy 
> seems a better 
> > fit.  :-)
> 
> Maybe he can't afford the pay.  Him paying Playboy, that is....
> 

I wish somebody would pay me to write.

Well, I suppose they do, but proper writing, not policies and procedure and
suchlike dross.

Bob

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