You forgot to say with apologies, to Monty Python, and it should be your deepest apologies...
jim kerslake wrote: >>jim kerslake wrote: >> >> >> >>>>It's official: film is dead. >>>> >>>> >>>It's not dead - it's resting... >>> >>>Pining for the fjords :-) >>> >>> >>With $1k 10-megapixel bodies popping up like daisies, it's likely to >>be a long rest. >> >> > > > >I could not resist a bit more... >(sorry if it's been done before) > >.............. > >'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. > >"I wish to complain about this roll of film what I purchased not half an >hour ago from this very boutique." > >"Remarkable film, the Fuji Velvia, innit squire? Beautiful saturation" > >"The saturation don't enter into it.... ee's stone dead." > >"There, it moved! " >"No, it didn't, that was you winding the spool!" > >"I never!! " > >"Yes, you did! " > >"Look, I took the liberty of examining that Velvia when I got it home, and I >discovered the only reason that it had been sitting in its camera in the >first place was that it had been NAILED there. " > >"Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that film in, it >would have over-exposed itself, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! " > >"VOOM"?!? Mate, this film wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts >through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! " > >"Well, I'd better replace it, then. Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the >back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of Fuji Velvia." > >"I see. I see, I get the picture." > >"I got a CF card" > > (pause) > >"Pray, does it render the plumage of a Norwegian parrot onto beautifully >saturated transparencies at ISO 50? " > >"Nnn...not really." > >"WELL IT'S HARDLY A B***** REPLACEMENT THEN, IS IT?!!???!!?" > > > >--- et cetera :-) > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Mark Roberts" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: "Pentax-Discuss Mail List" <[email protected]> >Sent: Friday, July 21, 2006 6:08 AM >Subject: Re: ZX-5n > > > > >>jim kerslake wrote: >> >> >> >>>>It's official: film is dead. >>>> >>>> >>>It's not dead - it's resting... >>> >>>Pining for the fjords :-) >>> >>> >>With $1k 10-megapixel bodies popping up like daisies, it's likely to >>be a long rest. >> >>-- >>Mark Roberts Photography & Multimedia >>www.robertstech.com >>412-687-2835 >> >>-- >>PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List >>[email protected] >>http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net >> >> >> > > > > -- When you're worried or in doubt, Run in circles, (scream and shout). -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net
