Not politically correct but very amusing. Siince I disdain PC, the lack of the same is not a problem for me, and it's easy to see the humor in these characterizations. Paul -------------- Original message ---------------------- From: Bob Shell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > For all you travelers confused over security levels: > > EU Security Threat Levels an update > > The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and > have raised their security level from Miffed to Peeved. Soon, > though, security levels may be raised yet again to Irritated or > even A Bit Cross. Londoners have not been A Bit Cross since the > Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have > been re-categorised from Tiresome to a Bloody Nuisance. The last > time the British issued a Bloody Nuisance warning level was during > the Great Fire of 1666. > > Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised > its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher > levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was > precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed Frances white flag > factory, effectively paralysing the countrys military capability. > > Its not only the English and the French that are on a heightened > level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from Shout > Loudly and Excitedly to Elaborate Military Posturing. Two more > levels remain: Ineffective Combat Operations and Change Sides. > > The Germans also increased their alert state from Disdainful > Arrogance to Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs. They also > have two higher levels: Invade a Neighbour and Lose. > > Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the > only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net
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