Bill, I was following this up until the bit about Jester. Then I got 
completely confused.

Dave

At 01:37 PM 5/12/2006, William Robb wrote:
>You must stop sending me HTML emails.
>please.
>
>Anyway, I'll find the DVD with those pictures ASAP.
>
>Wedding photography is as stressful as you care to make it.
>I tend to make it pretty stressful myself.
>
>Some things I discovered that helped alleviate this:
>
>They have a pretty even chance of being divorced within a few years, so
>the photography is about as disposable as a used car.
>You may as well charge like a Rolls Royce, the pictures won't be around
>long enough to prove they are a Chevette.
>
>The brides mother is going to hate the pictures no matter what. She
>already hates the asshole that her daughter chose to fall in love with,
>and will transfer this loathing onto the pictures.
>Don't worry about it, it's not a battle that can be won.
>Don't fight it.
>Take the opportunity to turn daughter against mother, instead.
>
>If you have to, point out that this is the father of her grandchild.
>
>Remember what the truly important pictures are, and get them.
>Pictures of the bride and groom together are not necessarily the most
>important in the long haul.
>
>Generally, it is the family portraits. Make sure you get family
>portraits of just the grooms family, and just the brides family.
>Weddings are about families.
>
>Hedge your bets and go with blood, not law or religion.
>
>Jester is 23 inches at the shoulder and about 70 pounds.
>He has very little bite inhibition, and is very dominant.
>I may have to kill him.
>
>bill


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