I'm glad to see that someone elses' holiday cooking skills are in the same boat as mine :-) I'll looking foward to a recipe for valentine cupcakes from you, maybe with some cheap wine? (you know, the stuff old ladies drink that comes in a box. yuk.)
rg2 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bob Shell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Pentax-Discuss Mail List" <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, January 01, 2007 6:22 PM Subject: Christmas cookie recipe > > Christmas Cookie Recipe > > > 1 cup of water > 1 tsp baking soda > 1 cup of sugar > 1 tsp salt > 1 cup of brown sugar > lemon juice > 4 large eggs > 1 cup nuts > 2 cups of dried fruit > 1 bottle Crown Royal > > > - Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. > - Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of > the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. > - Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large > fluffy bowl. > - Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. > - At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, > try another cup.. just in case. > - Turn off the mixer thingy. > - Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > - Pick the frigging fruit off floor... > - Mix on the turner. > - If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose > with a dewscriver. > - Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. > - Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet. > - Check the Crown Royal. > - Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. > - Add one table. > - Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find. > - Greash the oven. > - Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. > - Don't forget to beat off the turner. > - Finally, throw the bowl through the window. > - Finish the bottle of Crown Royal. > - Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. > > Cherry Mistmas > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net

