An engineer dies, St. Peter greets him at the pearly gates, and won't let him in. The engineer asks why and Peter tells him his name isn't on the list so he'll have to go to Hell. After arriving in Hell he sees room for much improvement and approaches Satan with a list of proposed improvements. After some consideration the Devil decides to implement them with the engineers advice. After a while there is much improvement in Hell. God gets wind of it and demands Satan explain himself. The conversation goes something like this.
God: I understand things are going much better in the underworld. Satan: Why yes, they are. Ever since you sent that engineer, it's been just great, efficiency, has improved four fold, the imps are happy, and the air conditioning is just divine. God: Air conditioning... Wait a minute, you're not supposed to get an engineer. There must have been an oversight send him back. Satan: Send him back? This is the best thing that's happened to Hell since I've been in charge. I'm keeping him. God: I'll not stand for it send him back. Satan: No. God: Now dammit there's been a mistake send him back or I'll sue! Satan: <Laughing> and where would you get a lawyer? Tom C wrote: >> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: >> In society at large, individuals can be punished for misrepresentation. >> So, >> I wonder what God thinks about those misrepresenting him. >> >> Tom C. >> >> =========== >> His legal representation would probably have to be so massive he simply >> gave >> the idea up. >> >> Marnie aka Doe :-) Lawyers, sorry, Frank, are pretty universally >> disliked. >> >> > > LOL. What makes you think God would need the services of a lawyer? :-) > > Tom C. > > > > -- Entropy Seminar: The results of a five yeer studee ntu the sekend lw uf thurmodynamiks aand itz inevibl fxt hon shewb rt nslpn raq liot. -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net
