On 15/4/07, drew, discombobulated, unleashed:

>I did think about hopping over the fence in to field to get closer to 
>the sheep

Seems like a good point to roll out this gem again :-)

A new person comes to live in the village and finds himself talking to
Paulo, one of the well-known locals.

"So tell me" says the newcomer. "How did you get your nickname?"

"Ah! People are so cruel", laments Paulo. "All my life I'm kind
to people. I cut wood for all the villagers, many, many times, but
do they call me Paulo the Woodcutter? No!

I bring bucket after bucket of water from the well for the old people.
But do they call me Paulo the Water-carrier? No!

Every Sunday for 20 years I carry the plate around the church to take
collection. But do they call me Paulo the Plate-bearer? No!

I give all the little children sweets and candy after school, but do
they call me Paulo the Sweet-giver? No!

But this one time I shag just one little sheep..."




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Cheers,
  Cotty


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