On 17/05/07, Norm Baugher <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > "Excerpts From The Cat's Daily Diary" > Day 283 Of My Captivity. > My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. > They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. > The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the > mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of > furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. > Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while > they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the > stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, > I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try > this on their bed. > Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to > make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear > into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a > good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. > There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in > solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and > smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was > due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use > it to my advantage. > I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The > dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is > obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an > informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my > every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety > is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. . . .
You are one sick puppy Norm, maybe... -- Rob Studdert HURSTVILLE AUSTRALIA Tel +61-2-9554-4110 UTC(GMT) +10 Hours [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://picasaweb.google.com/distudio/PESO http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~distudio//publications/ Pentax user since 1986, PDMLer since 1998 -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net
