This is damn near the silliest thing posted here in weeks. mike wilson wrote: > Indian rhapsody > > Naan, just killed a man > Papadum against his head > Had lime pickle now he's dead. > Naan, dinner's just begun > But now I'm gonna throw it all away. > Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry > If I'm not back from the loo this time tomorrow > Curry on, curry on > Cause nothing really Madras .. > Too late, my dinner's gone > Sends shivers down my spine > Bottom aching all the time > Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go > Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. > Naan, ooh, ooh > This dopiaza is so mild > I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. > > [guitar solo] > > I see a little chicken tikka on the side > Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango > Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy > Meat! > Byriani (Byriani) > Byriani (Byriani) > Byriani and a naan > (A vindaloo loo loo loo) > I've eaten balti, somebody help me > He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory > Stand you well back > 'Case the loo is quarantined... > Here it comes > There it goes > Technicolor yawn > I chunder > No! > It's coming up again > (There he goes) > I chunder, it's coming back again > (There he goes) > Coming back again > (up again) > Here it comes again. > (No no no no no no NO) > On my knees, I'm on my knees > On his knees, Oh, there he goes > This vindaloo > Is about to wreck my guts > Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! > > [guitar solo] > > So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? > So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? > Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby > Just had to come out > It just had to come right out in here. > > [guitar solo] > > [slow bit] > Korma or dopiaza > bhaji, naan or saag > Nothing makes a difference > Nothing makes a difference > To meee.... > (Any way the wind blows....shshshs) > > > ----------------------------------------- > Email sent from www.virginmedia.com/email > Virus-checked using McAfee(R) Software and scanned for spam > > >
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