Re: Merry Christmas everyone!

[Mark Roberts]

For all my friends at the PDML -- and everywhere else, come to think of 
it -- I've written a sensitive holiday poem to express the spirit of the 
season. Hope you all enjoy it :)

Santa wants a bailout from Bernanke
10 or 20 billion ought to do
To cover his expenses at the North Pole
Bought by him - paid for by me and you

    People ask, "why give him money?"
    "We barely make ends meet ourselves"
    But Saint Nick has got the answer
    He's cite his labor costs and blame it on the elves

    Santa's laid off all his reindeer
    As a way to cut his debt
    And he'll struggle through this Christmas
    Delivering presents in his private jet

Santa wants a bailout from Bernanke
10 or 20 billion ought to do
To cover his expenses at the North Pole
Bought by him - paid for by me and you

    Santa's future once looked rosy
    And his cash flow was just great
    Now he thinks maybe he shouldn't
    Have sunk it into Palm Beach real estate

    All his savings and investments
    Simply vanished like a dream
    Now Kris Kringle wants taxpayers
    To put some cash into his ponzi scheme

Santa wants a bailout from Bernanke
10 or 20 billion ought to do
To cover his expenses at the North Pole
Bought by him - paid for by me and you

    Santa's refinancing his workshop
    He hopes he hasn't lost his touch
    When he goes to ask his banker
    "Do you think a seventh mortgage is too much?"

    His electric bill's unpaid now
    Sometimes that's just the way it goes
    When they shut off all his power
    He'll be working by the light of Rudolph's nose

Santa wants a bailout from Bernanke
10 or 20 billion ought to do
To cover his expenses at the North Pole
Bought by him - paid for by me and you


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