> 
> Woody Harrelson might mistake you for a zombie!
> 
> http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/10/woody.harrels
> on.zombie/index.html
> http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20271916,00.html
> 

That's a great story, and a great defence tactic, with some wonderful
quotes: "With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who
I quite understandably mistook for a zombie" and "Woody Harrelson has a
history of anger management issues with people".

To prove that Woody Harrelson is guilty the photographer has to prove that
he is not, in fact, a zombie. Which could be quite difficult. Either that or
accept his undead status and find a statute by which it's illegal to assault
those who have died and come back again. Which seems most appropriate for
Easter.

Bob


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