HAR! The same list has been used to describe Arizona, USA, where summer daytime temps frequently exceed 50* C. On Feb 8, 2010, at 8:36 PM, David Savage wrote:
> G'day All, > > Here's something funny I thought I'd spam the list with. > > I think all the Aussies here will be able to relate to most of it. > > Cheers, > > Dave > > ------------- > > You know you're in Perth, Western Australia when:- > > 1. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance. > > 2. Hot water comes out of both taps. > > 3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. > > 4. The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly. > > 5. You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your car. > > 6. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window. > > 7. You develop a fear of metal car door handles. > > 8. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am. > > 9. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked off and > end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" > > 10. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state. > > 11. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them > from laying hard-boiled eggs. > > 12. The cows are giving evaporated milk. > > 13. The trees are whistling for the dogs. > > 14. While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a > tightrope act on the white lines in the carpark. > > 15. You catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep > during the night. > > 16. You pray that your train will have air-conditioning, and if it > doesn't, waiting an extra 15 minutes for one is worth it. > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow > the directions. -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
