As a former lawyer, I'll take any opportunity to laugh at the profession! Here's a couple:
Q. What's the difference between pigs and lawyers? A. Pigs don't turn into lawyers when they get drunk. Q. How can you tell a dead lawyer in the middle of the road from a dead snake in the middle of the road? A. The snake has skid marks in front of it. Q. What's the difference between lawyers and God? A. God doesn't think he's a lawyer. -frank Robert Harris wrote: > Frantisek Vlcek wrote: > > > > I know it's not friday, but... Any good lawyer jokes ;-) ? > > Here are a couple I like: > -- "The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." -J. Robert Oppenheimer - This message is from the Pentax-Discuss Mail List. To unsubscribe, go to http://www.pdml.net and follow the directions. Don't forget to visit the Pentax Users' Gallery at http://pug.komkon.org .
