This made my day, gave me a nice break from work... Fernando
On Thu, Aug 26, 2010 at 12:34 PM, Ann Sanfedele <ann...@nyc.rr.com> wrote: > These may have been seen by some -- I have a particularly good source for > stuff like this > Enjoy - > > ann > > > A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. > Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. > Practice safe eating - always use condiments. > Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. > A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. > A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. > Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. > When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. > A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. > What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.) > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. > She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. > A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. > If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. > With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. > The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. > You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. > Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. > Every calendar's days are numbered. > A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. > A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. > He had a photographic memory that was never developed. > A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at > large. > Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. > Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. > Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. > Acupuncture is a jab well done. > > > > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > PDML@pdml.net > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and > follow the directions. > -- http://www.flickr.com/photos/ferand/ -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
