On Jul 20, 2011, at 17:49 , Joseph McAllister wrote:

> Joseph J. McAllister
> 
> "Joe Sef" "Jay" "Mack Allister"


I'd like to modify my pronunciation a bit, though I'm sure most all of you have 
heard the pronunciation in Bobby Gentry's 1967 "Ode To Billie Joe" and the 
fateful plunge he took from the Tallahatchie bridge.**

Or the French version which eliminates Billie Joe altogether, substituting 
Marie-Jeanne Guillaume jumping from the Pont de la Garonne. Or the Swedish "Jon 
Andreas visa".*

Historicallly, the name McAllister was written Mac Alister, an Anglicisation of 
the Gaelic MacAlasdair meaning "son of Alasdair", referring to  Alasdair Mòr, 
son of Domhnall, founder of Clan Donald. Alasdair Mòr and his nephew Alasdair 
Og went their separate ways, Alasdair Og then heading over to Northern Ireland 
and going by the name McDonald, while Alasdair Mòr settled eventually in 
Kintyre as the founder of the clan Mac Alasdair. Much of this is conjecture, as 
little of written history exists from the period 1100 to 1500 as regards the 
clan. Enough though to spark many disputes over who, where, and how the clan's 
origins are attributed. And many books written with points and proof a half 
dozen ways. The British Crown took it all away when they decreed in the early 
1600 that clans, as they were structured, with Kings of their own, were 
illegal, and must pledge fealty to King James III, or have their lands taken by 
the Crown. Buncha BS that is. Still willing to fight for our lands, if we could 
find a large country to back us up, like the USA! 

You may substitute a 't' for the 'd' in Alasdair. My spell checker does. In the 
articles and books I've read, they use either way. In modern usage, there are 
over 40 spellings of the name these days. ***

I'd therefor like to make a minor change to my last name's pronunciation:

"Joe Sef" "Jay" "Mack `Al lister"     ( J. refers to my mothers maiden name, 
Jones)

The typewriter, and now computer keyboards, have taken away the written 
contraction of MacAllister I grew up using, that my father taught me, and he 
his. That is M superscript c underscored with a wavy equals sign, or an equals 
sign turned vertical, then capitol A and so forth. I can create it in a well 
featured word processor, though unable to in plain text. 

More subjugation of the clan by the man!

Joseph McAllister
[email protected]

THE SENILITY PRAYER : 
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway, 
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and 
The eyesight to tell the difference.


* Wikipedia

**  Lyrics:
It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day
I was out choppin' cotton and my brother was balin' hay
And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat
And Mama hollered out the back door "y'all remember to wipe your feet"
And then she said "I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge"
"Today Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge"

And Papa said to Mama as he passed around the blackeyed peas
"Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits, please"
"There's five more acres in the lower forty I've got to plow"
And Mama said it was shame about Billy Joe, anyhow
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge
And now Billy Joe MacAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

And Brother said he recollected when he and Tom and Billie Joe
Put a frog down my back at the Carroll County picture show
And wasn't I talkin' to him after church last Sunday night?
"I'll have another piece of apple pie, you know it don't seem right"
"I saw him at the sawmill yesterday on Choctaw Ridge"
"And now you tell me Billie Joe's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge"

And Mama said to me "Child, what's happened to your appetite?"
"I've been cookin' all morning and you haven't touched a single bite"
"That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today"
"Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday, oh, by the way"
"He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge"
"And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge"

A year has come 'n' gone since we heard the news 'bout Billy Joe
And Brother married Becky Thompson, they bought a store in Tupelo
There was a virus going 'round, Papa caught it and he died last Spring
And now Mama doesn't seem to wanna do much of anything
And me, I spend a lot of time pickin' flowers up on Choctaw Ridge

And drop them into the muddy water off the Tallahatchie Bridge

***  
SEPTS of the Clan: 
Alastair, Alexander, Alison, Alistair,Allison, Alister, MacAlasdair, 
MacAlaster, MacAlester,MacAlister, MacAllister, MacAllister, McAlister, 
McAlester, McAllister, McCallister, McCollister, McLister, Sanders, Saunders

NAMES ASSOCIATED WITH THE CLAN:   
ALISTER ALLISTER ALESTER ALISTAIR ALLASTER ALLISTAIR ALLESTER ALLASDAIR 
ALASDAIR ALASTER ALASTAIR MACCALLASTER MACALSHONER MACCALISTER MACALISTAIR 
MACALASTER MACALLESTER MACALLESTAR MACALASDAIR MACALLASTER MACALESTAR 
MACALESTER MACALLESTAIR MACALESTIR MACALISTER MACALEXANDER MACALSHONAIR 
MACALLESTYR MACALSTAR MACALESTARE MACALESTRE MACALLISTER MACALESTERE 
MACALASTAIR MACALYSCHANDIR MACCOLLISTER MACKALLISTER MACKALEXANDER 
MACQUHOLLASTAR MAKALEXANDER MAKALESTYR MAKEALLYSTER MAKALLASTAIR MAKALLESTIR 
MAKALESTER SAUNDERSON SAUNDERS SANDRISSOUN SANDRISON SANDERRISSONE SANDERISONE 
SANDERSOUNN SANDERIS SANDERSONE SANDERSON SANDERS ALSHINOR ALSHONAR ALSHIONER 
ALESCHENOR ALSCHINNER ALSHINDER ALECKANDER ALSHONDER ALSCHIONER ALSCHONER 
ALSHENOUR ALESCHUNDER ALAKSANDU ALSCHONDER ALEXSHUNDER ALISSCHONDER ALSCHUNDER 
ALISANDRE ALSHANDER ALAXANDAIR ALISSCHONER ALSHUMDER ASHIONER ASCHENOUR 
ALZENHER ALSHONER ALSHUNDER ALZENOR ALSHONNER ALSINDER ALSHONIR ELSHENER 
ELSHENDER ELCHUNER ELSHENOUR ELSHENAR ELSENDER ELSHER ELCHYNEUR ELZENOUR 
ELSHINAR ELSHIONER ELSHUNDER SANDIESOUNE SANDESOUNE SANDIE SANDESOUN SANDESONE 
SANDESOUNN SANDY SANDISON SANDESON ALEXANDER AILLIESON ALLESOUNE ALLESOUN 
ALESON ALISON ALLASONE ALLASON ALLASOUN ALLISON ALLASOUNE ALLASSON ALESOUN 
ALLSOUN ALLISONE ALASON ALIZON ALLESON ALISONE ALISSONE ALESONE ALYSONE 
ALIESONE ALEYNSON ALEINSON ALLANSON ALENSONE ALLANSONE ALLANSOUNE ALEYNSSON 
ALLINSON ALANESONE ALINSON ALANSOUN ALANESOUN ALANSON ALANSONE ALYNSON ELLIS 
ELLISON ELLISS ELLISSON ALEXANDERSON

Joseph McAllister
[email protected]

THE SENILITY PRAYER : 
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway, 
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and 
The eyesight to tell the difference. 


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