Three of my favorite ripostes are by Winston Churchill: Lady Astor to Churchill: "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison." Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it."
Bessie Braddock to Churchill: "Winston, you're drunk!" Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, very ugly. Tomorrow morning I shall be sober." Playwright George Bernard Shaw invited Winston Churchill to the first night of his newest play, enclosing two tickets: “One for yourself and one for a friend – if you have one.” Churchill wrote back, saying he couldn’t make it, but he would like tickets for the second night – “if there is one.” Regards, Jim -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
