" And sure enough, when we walked into that great big department store, and 
walked past aisles filled with slightly out of fashion woman's clothing, cheap 
suits, inexpensive furniture and housewares..."

You sure you weren't at Honest Ed's?

;-)

Forgive me, no on outside Toronto will get that one...

Cheers, 
frank

--- Original Message ---

From: William Robb <[email protected]>
Sent: December 26, 2012 12/26/12
To: "Pentax-Discuss Mail List" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: OT, kickstarter for Acme catalogue poster

On 23/12/2012 3:38 PM, Larry Colen wrote:
> I'm sure that someone on the PDML needs a catalogue for the Acme corporation
>
> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fringefocus/the-acme-corporation

When I was a kid back in the early 60s (gads, that makes me feel old), 
there was a store in town called ACME Novelty. Of course, in my 6 year 
old mind, it had to be part of the ACME Corporation. I bugged my parents 
for months, to no avail, that I had to be taken to that store to see the 
wonders that surely must be on the shelves.
Certainly, there would be 10,000 pound weights, and cases of dynamite, 
rocket powered roller skates, all the things that the Coyote bought 
could surely be had at ACME Novelty.
Finally, one Saturday my parents relented, even though they knew, deep 
in their great big hearts, that they were setting me up for what would 
surely be the greatest disappointment of my childhood.
And sure enough, when we walked into that great big department store, 
and walked past aisles filled with slightly out of fashion woman's 
clothing, cheap suits, inexpensive furniture and housewares, I was ever 
hopeful that if we went around just one more corner and into one more 
aisle, we would come to the section of the store that catered to Wiley 
Coyote.
But it was not to be, for ACME Novelty was not really part of the ACME 
Corporation, or at least not part of the ACME Corporation that I was 
familiar with from spending hours watching the Roadrunner outwit his 
hapless nemesis.
Friends, I was inconsolable. I led my parents through that entire store 
at least twice, ever hopeful that we had managed to miss the one aisle 
in the entire world that held the wonderful products that I had seen on TV.
Finally, with tears of disappointment streaming down my cheeks, they led 
me back to the car and we drove home, my father being the very kind man 
that he was, told me that it was probably just that we lived in such a 
small city, perhaps ACME didn't put their full line of products into 
this store.
He tried, but I recall being put out like only a 6 year old child can 
be. I'm sure I was insufferable for days.

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William Robb

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