Clearly you missed your calling! Alan On Thu, 01 Jan 2026, 19:44 Bob W PDML, <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > On 1 Jan 2026, at 17:15, Alan Cole <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > Thanks, Rick. > > > > About 12-15cm. I believe they have become a pest in certain areas of the > USA. Heavens knows how they arrved there? > > > > They have a habit of burrowing into coconuts which are then carried > westward by migrating African (not European) swallows until they arrive at > Ellis Island, where their previous five years’ social media history is > scrupulously examined. > > To date no Giant African Snail (GAS) has ever been refused entry to the > USA. This is because they can’t type, being slimy and without fingerage, so > they have no social media history; and the borderland security goons can’t > stand the slime in the keyboards. > > The presence of snails in the swallow-borne coconuts does not in any way > affect their airspeed velocity. > > >>> A pair of Giant African Snails chilling out after a rainy night. > >>> > >>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/wisselstroom/55016880966/ > -- > %(real_name)s Pentax-Discuss Mail List > To unsubscribe send an email to [email protected] > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and > follow the directions. -- %(real_name)s Pentax-Discuss Mail List To unsubscribe send an email to [email protected] to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
