Yessir, introducing the MZ-BS!!! The new Bacon Sarnie from Pentax, also available in kit form with the optional CG10 cheese grater attachment. Fill it with C-31 (Cheddar) or T6 (Tomato sauce) and fire away.
We now know the MZ-D is to be scrapped in favour of the MZ-C. The flagship MZ-1 has been delayed due to the trade embargo placed around the delelopment lab R&D2 which is in a place far far away by the evil marketing federation. The emperor is thought not to want it ever released, but there is a small rebellion forming on the ice continent, led by Pal Skywalker and some hairy friends which hopes to use their powers to guess what the federations plans are in advance and persuade the masses to rise against them. Rob You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

