I just got this one 'The Popes Camera '
A fellow was visiting the Vatican and became separated from his tour group. After wandering for awhile, he needed to relieve himself. He finally found a bathroom and wandered in. You can imagine his surprise to discover the Pope sitting on the toilet masturbating. Figuring that this was an attraction few tourists ever saw, he snapped a couple of pictures. The Pope managed to recover his composure and offered the fellow $10,000 for the camera. The fellow decide to take him up on the offer and an exchange was arranged. The camera was a pretty nice unit, so after disposing of the film, the Pope decided he would use it on his world travels. One day while visiting a foreign country, a faithful follower noticed the Pope's camera and remarked that it was quite a unit. He then asked, "How much did you pay for it?" "Ten thousand dollars." "Wow, the guy who sold you that must have seen you coming!"
