Hi,

Saturday, September 21, 2002, 5:34:45 PM, you wrote:

>> And you would be wrong. Every time they make em more foolproof,
>> someone invents a whole new way to be a fool, and everyone so
>> inclined jumps on the bandwagon. We see 3-12 blanks per day,
>> depending on the phase of the moon.

>     "Programmers are busy writing the next best idiot proof
>     software. The universe, in the meantime, is busy making
>     the next best idiot.  The universe is winning."
>     � unknown

Yea, right. I'll bet a programmer wrote that. Here are some analogue
equivalents of the types of 'foolproof' design that programmers come
up with:

http://home.uchicago.edu/~nkouchou/downloads/Handout02.pdf

Other celebrated 'programmer-style' designs include:

- chocolate teapot
- ashtray for a motor bike
- one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest
- lace condom

The benefits of proof-reading: I first typed '-licking'...

Bob

"Oh, yeah.  I used to do it meself, y'know.  Yeah.  I was a programmer thirty
 years man and boy, I was.  'ardest game in the world, programmerin'.  Yeah."
(Apologies to The Fast Show.)

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