Selamat Membaca Kisah nyata si Mona
Ketika Bencong Jatuh Cintrong..
Nama katepe maulana
Tapi panggil aja akika, mona
Kapster tercucok di salon demplon
Cepak atau sasak?
Semua akika gasak
Meni-pedi?
Setengah jam langsung jadi
Tujuan hidup?
Sebelom akika mati, pingin punya istri..
Suatu pagi ya Booo..
Datang gak diundang.. (jelangkung kaleee..)
Cewek toge pasar
Muka blasteran gado-gado indo menado
Minta pesyel spesyial sama akika
Begitu ngedeketin,fuuuh..
Wangi si nyong-nyong menyerbu napas
Bikin akika balik lagi jadi lekong
Si otong langsung tegak kayak monas
Begerak-gerak mirip odong-odong
Kayaknya ini cintrong pertama
Ini gak ngomong lebay,
Soalnya ini juga pertama kali akika bisa nepsong sama yang bukan lekong
Akika takut terlambreta
Langsung aja akika nyelonong
Suara di lekong-lekongin.
"eheeemm.. nama gue maulana, di sini aja pake nama mona.."
Si toge pasar ngelirik genit.:
"masak yey gak kenal akika sihh booo, akika susi susantoo temen mangkal yey
dulu di taman lawaaang.."
Akika cuma bisa bengong..
Ternyata masih aja lontong ketemu lontong..
Hati akika makin sekong..
Makin kosong...
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