> No Speak English
> ? A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they
> lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not
> very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate
> with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to
> shop for groceries.
>
> One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
> legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request,
> and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her
> skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and
> gave her the chicken legs.
>
> Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she
> didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a
> chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
> breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some
> chicken breasts.
>
> On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
> Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her
> husband to the store...
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> What were you thinking?
> Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
> Now get back to your emails.
> ?
> I don't know about you sometimes!
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