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> chumps lose out to chimp Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2000 20:06:46 -0100
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> <http://www.theregister.co.uk/000113-000008.html>
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> Wall St chumps lose out to chimp
> 
> A chimp that chose her portfolio of Internet stocks by chucking darts at a

> list of companies has been hailed a financial whizz kid by her keeper.
> 
> Six-year-old Raven delivered a 213 per cent gain on 1999 outperforming
most 
> of the yuppies on Wall Street. Indeed, had she been employed at a Wall 
> Street Mutual Fund, it's claimed her performance would have ranked as the 
> 22nd best money manager in the country -- outperforming more than 6,000 
> Wall Street pros.
> 
> The monkey business began in January of 1999 when Raven lobbed darts at a 
> list of 133 Internet-related stocks, to create her own financial index, 
> MonkeyDex.
> 
> During the last year her selection has just surpassed all expectations.
> 
> "She quadrupled the performance of the Dow and doubled the performance of 
> the Nasdaq composite," said Roland Perry, editor of the Internet Stock 
> Review and creator of the MonkeyDex, billed as the "Internet's first index

> of Internet stocks picked by an actual monkey" (what, as opposed to a fake

> one? - Ed).
> 
> "Not bad considering she wasn't able to participate in any of the hot new 
> issue offerings," he said.
> 
> Raven recently returned to Wall Street to pick this year's selection from 
> 281 Internet-related stocks. They are: Audible.com, Broadcom, eToys, 
> Litronic, Medium4.com, Lycos, N2H2, Prodigy, Software.com, and StarMedia.
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