Child abuse?:

"GT Global Mutual Funds introduces the NEW adventures of Henry the Hedgehog
in an entertaining comic book designed to teach kids aged 10 and over about
investing in mutual funds. When you open up a GT Global mutual fund account
in trust for a child, you will receive, upon request, a Kid's Kit*.

"*A Kid's Kit for children aged 9 and under is also available."

When I was a kid, they used to give away deeds to a square inch on the moon
or the north pole in exchange for box tops or some such proof of purchase. I
wonder if the Kid's Kit comes with a financial page decoder ring? There's an
unlimited potential here. How about "derivatives trading for the unborn"
from the Wall Street Christian Ministry?

(BTW: the PEN-L header on this message is a forgery ;-))

Regards, 

Tom Walker
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knoW Ware Communications
Vancouver, B.C., CANADA
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