Part of it was cut off (see below)
You forgot:
12. __________ I lost the syllabus and didn't know when the exams were.
13. __________ I am sorry I have an average of less than 40. What can I do
for extra credit?
In a message dated 98-02-26 16:39:49 EST, Jim Craven writes:
<< For those on pen-l who are teaching and are continually swamped with
begging and appeals for grade changes, I thought I would share a
standardized form that I use in order to get to the point quickly and
efficiently.
UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM
University ______________________
To: Professor ______________________
From: ______________________
I think my grade in your course______________, should be changed from
__________to ___________ for the following reasons:
___1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
___2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
___3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get
into:
_____Medical School _____Graduate School
_____Law School _____My Fraternity/Soroity
_____Dental School _____The Mickey Mouse Club
_____White House Internship _____Tri County Tech
___4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in:_________
___5. I'll lose my scholarship
___6. I'm on the varsity _______team and my tutor couldn't find a
copy of your exam.
___7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did
not get the material asked for on the exam.
___8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little
fact.
___9. I studied all the facts and definitions and the exam asked
about general principles.
---10.You are prejudiced against:
_____Males
_____Jews
_____Blacks
_____Females
_____Catholics
_____Whites
_____Protestants
_____Moslems
_____Minorities
_____Chicanos
_____People
_____Students
_____Native Americans
_____Other_____________
---11.If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at
least cut my allowance.
___12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the
following illness:
____Mono
____broken baby finger
____substance abuse problem
____S.A. (Sexual Addiction) Syndrome
____Pregnancy
____Fatherhood
____VD
____13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us EXACTLY how
you wanted that done.
____14. I was creative and you said I was just bullshitting
____15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade
____16. The lectures were:
____too detailed to pick out the important points
____not explained in sufficient detail
____too boring
____all jokes and not enough material
____all of the above
____none of the above
____17. This course was:
____too early, I was not awake
____at lunchtime, I was hungry
____too late, I was tired
____18. My (dog, cat, gerbil, other_____) (ate, wet on, threw up on)
my (book, notes, paper) for this course
____19. Other____________________________
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* James Craven forces there comes a stage when *
* Dept of Economics productive forces and means of inter- *
* Clark College course are brought into being which *
* 1800 E. Mc Loughlin Blvd. under the existing relations only *
* Vancouver, Wa. 98663 cause mischief, and are no longer *
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* (360) 992-2283 (Office) ...individuals must appropriate the *
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* also, merely to safeguard their very *
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