> We all know those little dumb computer symbols called > "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. > Well, how about some "assicons"? > > Here goes: > > (_!_) a regular ass > > (__!__) a fat ass > > (!) a tight ass > > > (_._) a flat ass > > > (_^_) a bubble ass > > > (_*_) a sore ass > > > (_!__) a lop-sided ass > > > > (_o_) an ass that's been around > > > (_O_) an ass that's been around even more > > > (_x_) kiss my ass > > > (_X_) leave my ass alone > > > (_zzz_) a tired ass > > > (_o^o_) a wise ass > > > (_13_) an unlucky ass > > > (_?_) a dumb ass >
