How many ants does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
Answer: Two, if they can get inside.
Barkley Rosser
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Devine" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, March 29, 2001 2:02 PM
Subject: [PEN-L:9752] Re: Re: humor
> At 01:39 PM 3/29/01 -0500, you wrote:
> > How many Madisonians does it take to screw in
> >a light bulb?
>
> my answer is the same, and different, based on political theory:
>
> Three, because one person can't be trusted with all the power.
>
> > How many Californians does it take to screw in
> >a light bulb?
> > Answer: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and
> >four to share the experience.
>
> you should know better! Californians don't screw in light bulbs! they do
so
> in hot-tubs.
>
> Jim Devine [EMAIL PROTECTED] & http://bellarmine.lmu.edu/~jdevine
>
>
