Question: If
you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were
supposed to live forever, then we would
live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not
live forever,"
Miss Alabama in the 1994
Miss U.S.A.
contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and
see those poor starving kids all over the world, Ican't help but cry. I mean I'd
love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey, singer
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"Smoking
kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview
to become Spokesperson for the
Federal Anti-smoking
Campaign.
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"I've
never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
-- Winston
Bennett, University of
Kentucky Basketball
Forward.
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"Outside
of the killings, Washington has one of
the lowest crime rates in the country,"
-- Marion Barry,
Mayor of Washington,
D.C.
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"I'm not going to have
some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on
the release of subpoenaed
documents.
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"That
lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the
one to do it,"
-- A U.S.
congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half
this game is ninety percent mental."
-- Danny Ozark, manager of
Philadelphia
Phillies
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"It isn't pollution that's
harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--
former U.S. Vice President Al Gore
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" It's no
exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another"
-- George W. Bush, U.S.
President
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"I love California. I
practically grew up in Phoenix."
--
former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause
and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-- former president of
American Motors, Lee Iacocca
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"I was provided with
additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that
version."
-- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra
testimony.
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"The word
"genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-- Joe Theisman, NFL
football quarterback & sports
analyst.
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"We don't
necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
Instructor.
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"If we don't succeed, we
run the risk of failure."
-- former U.S.. President
Bill Clinton,
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event
that may or may not occur."
-- former U.S. Vice President Al
Gore
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports
come from overseas."
-- Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food
stamps will be stopped effective March 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you.
You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-- State
Department of Social Services, Greenville,
South
Carolina
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"If
somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed
and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next
morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a
record."
-- Mark S. Fowler, former Federal Communications Commission
Chairman
