yn Rand Sucks (words and music by Matthew Grimm) She pulled herself up by her bootstraps, from the magnate schools and sandtraps of the Gritty streets of the northshore burbs With but her wits and her trustfund, she set herself off from the poor and dumb Whom she would gladly kick back to the curb
See all her piercings and tattoos belie her straight conformo views as spewed by Think tanks, Wall Street, all the rightwing thugs She’s kinda smart but not enough, cause her facebook page lists all the stuff she likes, foremost them Atlas Shrugged (But) Ayn Rand sucks She wrote really badly workmanlike and dogmatically Ayn Rand sucks like any other high-priced whore Ayn Rand sucks Overwrought and deified harlequin romance scribe She sucks so hard her jaw must still be sore The Unseen Hand might lift all yachts But the rest it seems to punch right in the dick “Enlightened self-interest” is a goddamn oxymoron Used by lazy-thinking douchebags to be narcissistic pricks She says Ron Paul is cool, though he’d defund her hipster school Mainlines Friedman’s fascist crap like bathtub crank Says the cream will always rise by DNA and enterprise But denies she’s just another Nazi skank (But) Ayn Rand sucks She wrote really badly workmanlike and dogmatically Ayn Rand sucks like any other high-priced whore Ayn Rand sucks Overwrought and deified harlequin romance scribe She sucks so hard her jaw must still be sore Ayn Rand sucks She wrote really badly, hamfistedly, dogmatically Ayn Rand sucks beyond all circumstance and pomp Ayn Rand sucks If rich folks’re all so keen, what’s with the meltdowns and subpoenas Mein Kampf by other names is still Mein Kampf -- Jim Devine / "Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti." (Go your own way and let people talk.) -- Karl, paraphrasing Dante. _______________________________________________ pen-l mailing list [email protected] https://lists.csuchico.edu/mailman/listinfo/pen-l
