Putting soccer to the test:
Soccer is an absurd game. The ball is too small and there is no reason why it should be spherical rather than cubic. The dimensions of the field appear to me either too small or too large, depending on which team is winning. Five players in one team and twenty on the other would lead to better scores. For the most part, players are not allowed to touch the ball with the hands, which makes any results of the game dubious at best. After heeding my argument against the very premises of the game, I expect all soccer players to convert to parchis and all soccer fans to suck it up. _______________________________________________ pen-l mailing list [email protected] https://lists.csuchico.edu/mailman/listinfo/pen-l
