The Daily Reckoning
Monday, November 8, 2004

The Daily Reckoning PRESENTS: We have found The Mighty
Mogambo's kryptonite: inflation. It's not just inflation,
but also the massaging of the inflation statistics by the
Federal Reserve that scares the beejeesus out of him. Read
on...

THE JOKE'S ON US
by The Mogambo Guru

Asia Times presented Henry C K Liu, who is chairman of the
New York-based Liu Investment Group, who has written a very
good article that explains the problem, the dilemma, and
the looming disaster with China, entitled  "Part 1: Follies
of Fiddling with the Yuan".  After tracing the history of
Chinese exchange rate policy, he notes, "In China, eight
reductions over a period of eight years since 1994 halved
the benchmark yuan one-year lending rate to 5.31%. The yuan
one-year deposit rate is now 1.98%. China's consumer price
index rose 5.3% in the year through July, meaning that
borrowers now enjoy near interest-free loans after
adjusting for inflation."

Interest-free loans!  Just like here!  And you think
China's growth is going to slow? Hahahaha!  Liu goes on to
say, "Industrial prices climbed 14% in the first seven
months of 2004, making real interest rates negative by a
wide margin in industrial sectors." Negative interest
rates!  Yow!  "Yuan bank deposits at 1.98% now suffer
erosion of principle to inflation at the rate of 3.32% a
year, which then as bank loans goes to support a built-in
8.69% annual profit for those who borrow at 5.31% to
speculate in the industrial sectors with 14% inflation."

Just like here, where the banks are screwing over us little
dirt bag depositors! If you listen carefully you can hear
them laughing and spitting on us lowlife depositor trash,
and with my Super Mogambo Hearing (SMH) I can actually hear
them saying, "Depositors?  Hahaha!  I spit on the lowly
depositors!" which confirms your earlier reports of
laughing and spitting.

"International money flow is closely linked to interest
rate differentials between economies, in the direction of
the higher rate. Speculative hot money poured into China
for the past two years as the Fed cut (the Fed Funds Rate)
to 1%."  So, here in America, the Fed cut rates, and the
money poured into China!   Hahaha!  The joke's on us, huh?
Old folks with their Certificates of Deposit paying squat,
and bank depositors getting squat for their savings, all
got screwed, so that money could flow into China!
Liu continues: "Ample liquidity triggered an investment
boom in China that exacerbated inflation. The resulting
negative real interest rate amplified investment demand and
caused a speculative bubble."

If you want to argue that China's economy can't grow, you
can quote Mr. Liu when he says that China, "Despite
spectacularly rapid growth, still accounts for only an
insignificant 3.5% of the global GDP, a pathetic figure for
a nation with one fifth of the world's population. Yet
China now accounts for 60% of the growth in world trade."

Then he touches on "recent calls from U.S. officials for
China to simultaneously raise both the yuan exchange rate
to the dollar, and yuan interest rates further above dollar
interest rates are ill advised. Such moves will cause an
upward spiral of interest rates and inflation in the United
States, China, Asia and the rest of the world."   The
Mogambo Inflation Detector (MID) is clicking like crazy!

Apparently this Liu guy is unaware that the reason that I
am on the floor, twitching and gagging in fear, is this
inflation thing. Then, without warning, as if to kick me in
the guts, he gets into this issue of the Fed hedonic
massaging of inflation statistics so as to disguise it.
"As this measuring technique is being extended to a growing
number of goods, it has become a most important factor in
reducing the United States inflation rate, and
intrinsically raises nominal GDP growth while the real GDP
may actually decline.

"All this suggests two important things: first, that the
reported new paradigm increases in real GDP and
productivity growth have been exaggerated by a statistical
illusion; and second, that real interest rates have been
far too low in relation to real inflation, which also
explains the most rampant money and credit creation that
the United States has ever seen in recent history."

He then quotes the heroic Bill Gross of PIMCO, who wrote:
"The CPI inaccurately calculates Americans' cost of living.
Since social security and pension benefits as well as the
level of wage hikes are predicated upon the specific number
and/or the perception of annual increases, Americans are
being in effect conned by their government and falling
behind the inflationary eight-ball year after year."

Mr. Liu continues: "With every passing day, more market
watchers are joining the ranks of those predicting looming
financial crisis in U.S. markets from excessive debt,
particularly external debt."  Unfortunately, he says, "This
danger cannot possibly be defused by China, regardless of
what monetary policy it adopts.

"But the longer the Fed takes to bring (the Fed Funds rate)
back to neutral or restraining levels," he says "the
bloodier will be the crash of the bond market when it
happens. And it will happen. Reality does not stop merely
because some short-sellers lost money. Borrowing short-term
to finance long-term bets is a deadly game that cannot be
made safe by hedging, no matter how sophisticated the
strategy.  Hedging does not eliminate risk; it only
transmits unit risk onto systemic risk."

And no truer words were ever spoken, even though neither
the Federal Reserve, nor the banks sucking money,
vampire-like, out of the system, nor the SEC, or Wall
Street, nor the government, nor the armies of clueless
university economics professor morons, nor any of the stock
touts on TV believe a word of it. To the contrary, they all
believe, for reasons that they cannot enunciate, that
financial derivatives in quantities that swamp global GDP
will prove to be some bizarre economic savior or another.
But one day, when the whole derivative mess collapses in a
huge stinking heap, they will rise as one and say, "The
Mogambo was right!  We are all a bunch of idiots!   All
hail The Mogambo!"

Regards,

The Mogambo Guru
for The Daily Reckoning

Editor's Note: Richard Daughty is general partner and COO
for Smith Consultant Group, serving the financial and
medical communities, and the editor of The Mogambo Guru
economic newsletter, an avocational exercise the better to
heap disrespect on those who desperately deserve it.

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