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Last week, the Israelis sent a special-ops force into Lebanon to ambush the 
Hezbollah fighters. Instead, Hezbollah ambushed the Israelis. Israel is 
learning for the second time that conventional forces don't fare well against 
guerrillas. That's why Hezbollah is in south Lebanon and the Israelis, who 
occupied it for twenty years, are not.

Charley Reese

King Features Syndicate (July 24 2006)


In a perfect world, military power would match the brainpower of the
people who
wield it. Alas, it's not a perfect world, and the mismatch between power and
smarts is sometimes wider than the Grand Canyon.

Remember when Paul Wolfowitz was in the Defense Department? Why, he told
Congress that the Iraqis will greet us as liberators and Iraqi oil will
pay for
the war and the reconstruction. Can't beat that deal - getting rid of a
dictator
the president doesn't like virtually cost-free.

Well, about a half-trillion dollars and more than 2,500 dead Americans
later, it
is safe to say that Mr Wolfowitz was wrong. He was wrong about the greeting,
wrong about the oil, wrong about the number of troops needed to occupy Iraq.
Fortunately, he's gone to the World Bank, where the only things he can
screw up
are economies.

Donald Rumsfeld was wrong, too. He thought a light force could quickly
end the
war. It did win the first war, against Saddam Hussein's obsolete,
demoralized
conventional forces. It's still fighting the insurrection that followed.
A few
weeks ago, the US military announced a major crackdown that was going to
clean
out Baghdad street by street, house by house. Well, weeks later, the US
military
announced that attacks in Baghdad have increased by forty percent. Looks
like
"housecleaning" was a little more difficult than the generals figured.

Last week, the Israelis sent a special-ops force into Lebanon to ambush the
Hezbollah fighters. Instead, Hezbollah ambushed the Israelis. Israel is
learning
for the second time that conventional forces don't fare well against
guerrillas.
That's why Hezbollah is in south Lebanon and the Israelis, who occupied
it for
twenty years, are not. Don't blame the Israelis, however. We learned the
same
lesson in Vietnam and promptly forgot it in time for the Iraq War.

Since it is clearly impossible to keep dunderheads and other less-than-
brilliant people out of power, we should concentrate on reducing the power
of government. That was the strategy of the Founding Fathers. They wanted
government to be difficult, not easy or streamlined. That's why they put
all the checks and balances in the Constitution.

But the checks and balances have all been eroded, starting with Abraham
Lincoln,
who simply appointed himself dictator. But we the people could put them
back if
we tried hard enough. Making war impossible without a formal declaration
of war
by Congress would be a good start. It's already in the Constitution.
Politicians
just ignore it. Voters should penalize every politician who ignores the
Constitution.

Making sure that nothing in the Defense Department budget lasts more
than two
years is another brake on power. That, too, is in the Constitution, but, of
course, the politicians evade it. Everything connected with the military
should
sunset every two years. Make defense officials start from scratch and
justify
every dollar they want to spend. We are already the biggest spender on the
military in the solar system, and what has it gotten us? Wars we can't win,
terrorist attacks we can't deter, diplomacy that has been gutted in favor of
force, and a ticket to the bankruptcy court somewhere down the line.

We need to amend the Constitution so that when there is a dim bulb in
the White
House, he or she will have to get permission from two-thirds of both
houses of
Congress before he or she can push the nuclear button. Needless to say,
a large
number of the worst weapons in the world are controlled by one of the worst
leaders in the world. Until he learns to handle a hurricane, I don't think
he should be trusted with World War III.

It would also be a good idea to cut off the air conditioning in the
Senate and
the House and their office buildings, starting every April 30 and
lasting until
October 1. That would not only save a lot of energy, but it would
probably spur
Congress to get its work done on time.

Well, a fellow can dream, can't he?
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