Today, the ONION asks its "people" on the street: "An arbitrator for the state of Nebraska ruled that a state trooper could not be fired for belonging to the Ku Klux Klan. What do you think?"
Janelle Draper, a Judge answers: "I'm actually fairly impressed with this man. It has to be hard, time-consuming work to be part of two bigoted, fear-mongering groups simultaneously." Jerry Patrone, a Poultry Inspector answers: "Would you rather he vented his racism at unsuspecting motorists on the highway, or in the safe confines of a KKK meeting?" Neil Gruber, a Tax Attorney answers: "The last time I checked, no one was forcing blacks or Jews to drive through Nebraska. So what exactly is the issue?" -- Jim Devine / "Wages of sin don't adjust for inflation. It's a buyer's market when you sell your soul." -- Jeffery Foucault, "Ghost Repeater."
