Wah Indi posting rada telat ya........saya beberapa bulan yang lalu udah
posting ini masalah...........
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AL
At 13:46 15.12.1998 -0600, you wrote:
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>Indi Soemardjan
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>Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1998 07:05:47 -0600
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>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? .......ANSWERS:
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>Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
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>Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
>chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
>down.
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>The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
>chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road,
>and
>there was much rejoicing.
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>Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
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>L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll
>
>find out.
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>Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
>chicken
>did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have
>never known any chickens.
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>Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
>toad?
>Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been
>told!
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>Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
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>Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will
>be free to cross roads without having their motives called into
>question.
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>Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
>Someone
>told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for
>us.
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>Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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>Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
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>Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
>quite
>justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
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>Ronald Reagan: What chicken?
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>Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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>Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
>
>chickens have to cross before you believe it?
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>Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who Cares
>why?
>The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
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>Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
>Crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
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>Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not
>Only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
>balance your checkbook - and Explorer is an inextricable part of the
>operating system.
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>Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
>Move beneath the chicken?
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>Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I
>did
>ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.
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