> HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM > > > > MATERIAL SAFETY - DATA SHEET > > > > "WOMAN" > > > > A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS > > > > ELEMENT: WOMAN > > SYMBOL: WO > > DISCOVERER: ADAM > > ATOMIC MASS: ACCEPTED AS 110LB, BUT KNOWN TO VARY FROM 100 TO 500 LB > > > > > PHYSICAL PROPERTIES : > > 1: Surface is usually covered in powder or painted film. > > 2: Boils at nothing, freezes for no reason. > > 3: Melts if given special treatment. > > 4: Bitter if incorrectly used. > > 5: Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common > ore. > > 6: Yields if pressure is applied gently to selected points. > > > > CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: > > 1: Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and most precious > stones. > > 2: Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. > > 3: May explode spontaneously without warning, for no reason. > > 4: Softens and takes on a rosy glow when soaked in hot water. > > 5: Activity greatly increased after saturation in alcohol. > > 6: Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. > > > > COMMON USES: > > 1: Highly ornamental - especially in sports cars. > > 2: Can be great aid to relaxation. > > > TESTS: > > 1: Pure specimen turns bright pink when discovered in its natural > state. > > 2: Turns green when placed next to a better specimen. > > > > HAZARDOUS : > > 1: Possesion of more than one at any time is considered extremely > dangerous and illegal. > _________________________________________________________ -- Indi Soemardjan Be my guest: http://pagina.de/indradi
