> Subject: ALABAMA WINDOWS > > WIN98 Warning > > It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama > edition of windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside > Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need > some help understanding the commands. > > The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening > screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the > General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped > with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note the Recycle Bin is > labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption, > Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys, Control Panel is known > as the Dern Dashboard, Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, > and floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs. > > Other features: > Instead of an error message you get a winder covered with a > garbage bag and duct tape. > > OK = ats aww-right > cancel = hail no > reset = aww shoot > yes = shore > no = Naaaa > find = hunt-fer it > go to = over yonder > back = back yonder > help = hep me out here > stop = ternit off > start = crank it up > settings = sittins > programs = stuff 'at does stuff > documents = stuff I done done > > Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or > punctuation marks. > > We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a > copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for > a replacement version. > Additional Info from Indi: This Operating System is highly compatible with the latest version of "Redneck Rampage" game software. -- Indi Soemardjan Be my guest: http://pagina.de/indradi
