>A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along >and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived >at the scene, the lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, complaining >bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. > >"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" he shrieked. > >"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the >officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't >even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" > >"Oh no...." replied the lawyer, looking down and noticing for the >first time the bloody stump where his left arm had once been. "Where's >my >Rolex???" -- Indi Soemardjan Be my guest: http://pagina.de/indradi
