TIPS ON LOVE,
from those who know (all questions were answered by kids
ages 5 - 10).
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
- 'Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work
anymore and you can spend all your time loving each other
in your bedroom.' - Judy, 8
- 'Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find a wife.'
Tom, 5
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
- 'On the first date they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date.'
Mike, 10
WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
- 'You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks
to buy her a big ring and her own VCR 'cause she'll want
to have videos of the wedding.' Jim, 10
- 'Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big
embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees
you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but
just for a few hours.' Kelly, 9
- 'It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over
you. That's why I stopped doing it.' Jean, 10
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OF MARRIED?
- 'It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need someone to clean up after them.' Lynette, 9
- 'It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just
a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble.' Kenny, 7
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
- 'Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.'
Roger,9
- 'If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell,
I don't want to do it. It takes too long.' Leo, 7
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
- 'If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't
already in your family it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.'
Jeanne,8
- 'It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome
like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.'
Gary, 7
- 'Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long
time.' Christine, 9
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
- 'They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because
they paid good money for them.' Dave, 8
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
- 'Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the
girls keep finding me.' Bobby, 8
- 'I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding the fourth
grade hard enough.' Regina, 10
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT
ARE IN LOVE?
- 'Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can
tell he's in love.' John, 9
- 'Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will
get cold. Other people care more about the food.' Brad, 8
- 'It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on
fire. They like to order those because it's just like how
their hearts are on fire.' Christine, 9
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
- 'Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.' Tom, 7
- 'Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never
take out the trash.'
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Indi Soemardjan
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